Haikus

As seen on EDSBS, it's the original football haiku page, Notre Dame style. My muse is stirred.

Gameday needs a new host
get Timberlake on the line
not Janet Jackson

Trev you will be missed
you were kind of spazztastic
sometimes lacked coherence

Trev wore heart on sleeve
approached job in earnest, made
tactical blunder

Boise Zambranski'd
you sweet river in Egypt's land
pundits in reverse

September's dawn breaks
whispers of legends untold
man this sport kicks ass

Weiss leads resurgence
how is the new Pope doing
birth control not bad

Steve threw his visor
to sanctify this season
won't help Carolina

Ok, I think it's time for me to step away from the keyboard. . .